stuff that happens during the intermission probably pt 34
babs: now repeat after me: "if he's over six foot nine he is not a friend of mine"
red wings: if he's over six foot nine he is not a friend of mine
babs: smith you wanna try that one on your own?
smitty: if he's over six foot nine he is..h-he is...he
red wings:
smitty: peRFECT FIGHTING MATERIAL TO PROVE TO YOUR BROTHER THAT YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR SMITH
babs: goddammit brendan
tumblingmuffin:

susanarina:

tumblingmuffin

That .5% is someone’s mom, guaranteed. It’s not a good game unless there’s blood. FACT. 
The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.
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Oprah Winfrey   (via thatkindofwoman, oldsimplynorule)

da habt ihr’s

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so true 

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